it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind

shamenize — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 02:47:48 +0000

Oh how I’d love to write something inspired and clever. But tis not to be. I just wanted to make sure this thing was still on. I’m sure I’ll be coming back to it any day now.

shamenize — Wed, 26 May 2010 18:58:06 +0000

Just had the most massive chimichanga at a little mexican place down the road and now I’m on the verge of a full blown food coma. Ugh. It was a celebration dinner after my yearly physical. Still alive and still kicking. For now.

time for a new home

shamenize — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:42:00 +0000

and here we are. a new blog. maybe this time i’ll keep up on entries. vacation time comin’ up soon so it may be time to blog disney again!

shamenize — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:20:00 +0000

really? october? seriously? wow. that is a very long time for me to stay quiet. i’ll see if i can make some more noise on here. meanwhile, i may be moving to a new domain in a few months. then again, i may not. we’ll see.

shamenize — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:20:00 +0000

no, no, NO, NO, NO!!! goddammit, this is NOT the way it was supposed to happen!!!! 34 critical updates for windows last week and more than one of them were for Windows 7?!! WHA?!?! IT’S NOT EVEN FOR SALE YET!!!! and you STILL found critical holes in it?! for fuck’s sake, WHAT do i have to do to get a reliable operating system around here!?!! and don’t tell me get a mac – if i want a user stupid machine, i’ll buy a fucking etch-a-sketch!

shamenize — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:20:00 +0000

now how the hell am i supposed to know there are some of you out there actually listening?! so i can somewhat recommend land of the lost on bluray this week. pretty funny stuff… a few hilarious scenes… just don’t expect an homage to the original series. very loooosely based. sleestak rock on. drag me to hell is definitely a fun watch, especially if you happen to be a sam raimi fan. GREAT use of dolby digital 5.1 sound. otherwise, it’s been turmoil for the past week. if you aren’t sure, just search on dusty dan and radio lexington on ap news service. or lex18.com . knew the guy for over a decade. you just never know. weird stuff. beyond that, life rolls onward. work continues. happily. shit, it’s 1115. time for me to go to bed. jameson, check the doors and bed. in that order.

shamenize — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:20:00 +0000

click play, kiddies. trust me.

shamenize — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:20:00 +0000

from an ap article on snus –

Snus – Swedish for tobacco, rhymes with “noose” – is a tiny, tea bag-like pouch of steam-pasteurized, smokeless tobacco to tuck between the cheek and gum. Aromatic to the user and undetectable to anyone else, it promises a hit of nicotine without the messy spitting associated with chewing tobacco. Just swallow the juice.

“I think I’d rather throw up in my mouth,” says Ethan Flint, an 18-year-old West Virginia University student, emerging from a convenience store with a pack of Winstons and a coupon for free Camel Snus. “I’d rather not swallow anything like that.”

no, but he apparently WILL suck BURNING LEAVES into his NON-REPLACABLE LUNGS without a second thought. yes, yes, i know all tobacco products are basically bad for you in the long run. but i’m considering taking the snus method over the burning leaves. hmmmmmm. they actually taste pretty good.

shamenize — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:20:00 +0000

ya know… there’s only so many more years i can act like this before they flat out lock me up. dammit.

shamenize — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:20:00 +0000

this is my FAVORITE msnbc headline so far….. does NO ONE look at the backgrounds of these shots before they put them on a national news site?!?!?